View Full Version : Lunchmeat addiction.
MeatphoneBandit
08-01-2007, 03:20 PM
All I can eat is lunchmeat, especially hard salami. I have literally filled and emptied my fridge with the stuff 3 times over the past month.
If I try to eat anything other than lunch meats I get extremely sick and vomit profusely; I've even gone so far as to eat my meatphone.
Someone please help, I have gained nearly 10 pounds in less than a month and have consumed more pastrami than the entire city of Chicago.
Milhouse
08-02-2007, 02:37 AM
Meatphones are powered by pure deliciousness. You could die of such a dose of mouth-gasm. Call poison control. NOW.
Lunchmeat addictions are no laughing matter. I lost a cousin to lunchmeat.
TurkeyL-M-P
08-02-2007, 04:00 AM
Lunchmeat addictions are no laughing matter. I lost a cousin to lunchmeat.
LMP is the worst addiction you can have. Especially if it's made by Steve Miller.
mr_doc
08-02-2007, 05:14 AM
I used to eat a lot of lunchmeat in elementary school. I think the worst thing is all the mayo my mom used to put on the sandwich with it. If you eat that every day I can see how you would be fat. I feel fat just thinking about it. The reason I stopped eating it is because when I was 10 my parents died and my foster parents made pb&j.
I don't see how this could possibly be an addiction though but if somebody else is enabling you (like parents, gf, whatever) you might be better off if they died. Otherwise YOUR life is in jeopardy so it's like survival of the fittest, you or them, do or die.
What kind of plan do you get with your meat phone?
If you ever need any support with your odd addiction I'm here for you.
MeatphoneBandit
08-02-2007, 02:14 PM
My wife is constantly bringing home subway subs and ordering those big hoagies that marching bands and church youth groups sell that are nothing but lunchmeat and italian dressing.
And she was the one who insisted that we start using the meatphone.
So to conquer my addiction, she needs to "go" ?
And I am on the 100% callerID spoof-proof meatphone plan through Trevelyn Wireless.
websurfpro
10-25-2007, 04:18 PM
Your condision is not good at all, I don`t see why you don`t consult a doctor, I can just advise you change your eating habbits, a dietician would helo too. I had a period like your but slowly i introduces into my diet all kinds of food, but slowly!
surfville
11-07-2007, 10:54 AM
Really odd ad strange? but man why don't go to a gym and bodybuild? i think you would build a huge massive body and muscles with that high amount of protein you intake a day. And at least it does keeps the fat at some point. While you are trying to get a professional help for that addiction.